"United States of America Federal Grant Services, I am calling because you have been selected to be given a $9,000 grant that you never have to pay back to the United States of America. You are probably asking yourself by now, how, why me, aren't you? The United States of American Grant Program is designed to assist low income families have nice things like education, cars, clothing, even housing. Doesn't this sound wonderful to you?" Okay United States of America, you take my money, not give it to me. I feel bad for anyone who falls for this.