Launched into this pitch when I answered: "Hi, I'm calling from the Department of Homeland Security on a recorded line. Are you aware there's been an increase in false alarms from home security systems in your neighborhood?" (Yeah, that sounds TOTALLY legit.)
Asshat repeat caller in Bainbridge Washington. I picked up this morning. Him: "Hi this is Joe on a recorded line. I'm calling about your job search posting"... Me: "I'm not on any list looking for a job". He hangs up. Get a real job.....