[***] like this should be put into prison. Scum of the Earth.
Called with an automated message about credit services. Dialed 9 to speak to a representative, who I very kindly asked to remove my name from the list. He proceeded to tell me to go F myself, in no uncertain terms. He hung up - I immediately called back and he said, "This is 911, what is your emergency?" I gave it right back, he told me to F off, and then hung up.
Send 'em STRAIGHT to the fax machine. That way, it charges them for the call, AND they get to hear that annoying modem noise while they're at it, heh, heh, heh... >:->