Some idiot left two text messages on my phone at 3:24 AM and 3:26 AM saying "If you don't pick up your phone right away Roy is going to jail." Do I know a Roy? No. Do a whole lot of senior citizens know people going to jail? Probably not. They either grew out of it, are lifers, or died Do I hope "Roy" and his 3 AM texting buddies have their prank-calling butts in jail right now?