I answered but did not say hello. After a brief pause the automated voice started up claiming to be Susan from Credit Card Relief and they were reviewing my "file." After which I hung up. I hate files.
Credit Card Relief company claiming to review "my file" and with an offer so good that it might just involved government secrets and ufo disclosure. Because we all know that's coming. Damn this hat is scratchy. And highly reflective. Only the first part is true. The rest I made up. Except for that last part. That's true too.