You, sir, are an idiot. Really? Reporting them to the government over one text? Ridiculous. Did you stop to think that maybe, just maybe, someone sent you an actual e-card?
Oh, do you know what an e-card is?
It's like a birthday card, only, and here's the fun part, sent ELECTRONICALLY.
What did we learn here?
It's so very possible someone you know was trying to brighten your day, but instead of letting happiness reign in your world, you chose to attribute poor and likely false motives to an action meant to bring joy.
You are absolutely what is wrong with this world. I hope to never encounter you in life... I fear you'd be the type of person I'd attempt to shake hands with only to be sued by you later for 'medical damages' and 'emotional distress'.
Do us all a favor, okay? If you insist on living a sad, miserable existence, do so away from the likes of computers, post, and humanity. We do not need another killjoy like yourself bringing us down.
Now, go punch yourself in the mouth, as I am not there to do it for you.
I agree with Paul. A legitimate e-card should be sent to my computer. The person who has it sent should send me a message from their own computer that it is being sent. Otherwise I will assume its spam and loaded with malware and I will delete it without reading it. And I'll report it to the Do Not Call List site.