Called today, caller id showed this phone number only. Did not know who was calling so I said "hello". I should have known. Prank call. Hello conversation back and forth. Sounded like teenage girls. I guess second grade prank calls are back in style. (cue the giggling in the background). I imagine their life goes something like this..Next for the night is toilet papering someone's backyard, doing donuts in the neighborhood, followed by an old fashioned egging of your enemy's house. Next is ringing doorbells and running away. Setting a bag of poop on fire on your neighbor's porch. Then a game of truth or dare where they reveal they have a secret crush on one another. Their favorite singer is Miley Cyrus. They wear Uggs in summer. They still read teen romance novels. They don't have a man and I can see why. They make out with their pillows. Keep calling and I'll keep writing. Just kidding, I'm blocking your number. I dub thee [***].