Number for Quench USA.

Called, asking for "whoever is in charge of purchasing [our] drinking water."

I asked them for the name, he said he didn't have one, but he called about a month ago and talked to someone who told him to call back about this time.  <-----classic line, in an attempt to confuse those who may be new to this.

I told him that without the name I couldn't transfer him but tried to offer him our junk mail box, to which he interrupted me with several loud, long "oooooooh, ohhhhoooooooohhh"
It was creepy.