PESTS finally said hello back
Reading from a cue card in a noisy call center (to hook suckers)
he can't answer questions about etiquette - like what business do you have with (requested name)?
Then he says
can you speak louder
can you speak English
can you speak Spanish
even when I'm yelling into phone PUT US ON YOR NO CALL LIST
REALLY? WE CAN'T JAIL THESE DISTRACTING TIME WASTERS looking for free money?