The company insisted it was Google and that they could get my business listed inside their site somehow. Strangely enough if anyone were to use that engine to find my site by handing it my name they would. Naturally I was about to add that they were violating the Do Not Call listing, because technically the business here was also closed for the day.... She hung up.
Google specialist scumbag, I cut off right after the scum said so and before the butt hole tried to sell something. It was the recording though, not a live scum.