Received two calls within minutes of each other. Both times, I was left an automated message stating that the IRS has issued an arrest warrant against me, that I and my physical property are being monitored, and that I need to call back right away to resolve this. So I did. Someone from another country answered, big surprise there, and I proceeded to mess with them by stating that I was scared for my life, I see cars parked outside my house with guys staring at me through binoculars, and I need help. The guy told me that there are snipers outside my house right now, and that if I run, they will shoot me. PUAHAHAHA!! I asked what crime did I commit, and he said for bank robbery. I cant tell you how comedic this conversation was. Anyway, told the guy if they call me again, I will go find the sniper, take his guy, and shove it where the sun dont shine.