Hi, if you're reading this, it means you were intimidated enough to google search my phone number because of a meaningless prank call. There's absolutely nothing to worry about, I did not threaten you, I never make threats. So don't involve the police, this is not even close to a police matter. All they will do is leave me a voicemail saying "cut it out". To relieve your frustration why don't you help yourself to that thumbs down button, to express your outrage by down-voting this message.
If you still plan on reporting me, please don't waste the police department's time by saying I threatened you. Just because you need closure doesn't mean you have to lie like a coward. I strongly advise you not to report me since you're probably about the 100th person who's tried to do that, and here I am, still making practical jokes to the likes of you while you sh*t in your pants. By calling the police you will just be wasting their time and yours. You're basically calling to report your own stupidity.
then go find another playground, as 800 notes is a very inappropriate place for your shenanigans.
At one point you'll either up up in jail or six feet under because of YOUR stupidity..
You're not very bright are you? Here you are admitting that this is your number, that you make these calls, on a public forum. I hope you haven't been doing a lot of planning ahead about your future. I'd say that would be a waste of your time. Instead you should probably be saving as much of your money as possible. It's a safe bet that you're going to be needing a lot of funds available soon for legal representation....
Skeff Ett Liv!
Gunnar
Pssst (Whisper in your ear): This isn't my real name. If I was going to get in trouble it would have happened by now. There is nothing illegal about my calls, genius. It's a 'safe bet' that even if I gave you my real name, I would have nothing to worry about. Not a bright group, this community...