She started out by saying "Hello? Wait a minute, I'm having a problem with my headset! Sorry about that. Hi, my name is (whoever, it didn't register). You stayed at one of our resorts in the past, and you're eligible for..." at which point I hung up. She was lying, as it happens.
Female telemarketer with annoyingly perky voice called from the same number yesterday and today. Yesterday it was about some resort deal, and today it was about home security. Yesterday I tried very hard to tell her to put me on the do-not-call list but the girl would not stop talking. When I managed to get a moment to tell her to put me on the no call list she would say she couldn't hear me. When I got frustrated on yelled, "STOP TALKING!" she hung up. I told her again today to put me on the no call list and again she complained she couldn't hear what I was saying.