He was From Microsoft support in INDIA. I told him I noticed my computer had a virus last night BUT I GAVE IT 2 ASPIRINS AND IT WAS FINE NOW!!! He said what? and then I told him to get his mother off my lawn barking like the dog that she was.
Pathetic excuse for a human with a thick oriental accent called and asked for the owner. I said he wasn't here and she got confused and didn't know what to say, so she giggled and hung up. Morons.