The scammers called me again. This time i just hade some fun with them. Theay told me the irs was suing me and we need to resolve this matter. I said okay i didn't want to be in trouble. What can we do. I just played stupid. Just to see how far theay would go trying to not discourage them in any way till the very end. Then they asked me my info i gave them what they needed. All fake i just made it up ssd number address names. They bought it. I said what can we do. And what's your name. Mike Johnson. id irm- 2075. Then he said something about the federal building and cash. I asked well how much. He said $ nine thousand seven hundred dollars and 80 cents. I just laughed keeping it quite. Then he said i owned the irs from 2010 through 2015. I said okay what can we do please let's do something. I even begged him. He asked do you have the money? I said yes can i send it to you now. He said no we don't take cc card. I said how about money orders. No we can't he said do you have money in bank. Yes i said. Do you drive? Yes i said. Bold on I'll get my manager. Ok please hold. Then the John Walton was his name. Okay! You have car yes. I said yes ok get in car and start driving. Ok so i made it sound like im im my car. Go to bank. Put phone on speaker. I said ok and i need your information where im sending money. To pay you now i have cash. Oo you have cash!! Yes i really don't half to go to the bank. How can i send it. Please Oo no please help me send you my money now. Lol. Theay woulb not give me any info at all. Well how can i pay you if i have i don't know where to send it. Then i called them on it. I said this sounds like extortion. Then they just hung up. This is my fun story and would be glad to play with these dummys agin. Just keep speed dialing them back for week's too. I will. I dont see how any bank would do a transaction to somebody over the speaker phone. And no info? Theay just screwed them selves. How stupid are these people. Let me guess really really stupid. Anyway best regards to all you readers. Jeffrey. And please try not to laugh... Ha ha ha.
Left a voice mail on my phone saying he was representing the Federal magistrate regarding charges against me from the US Treasury. Failure to return his call would be considered failure to comply. He highly suggests that I return his call and cooperate in order to avoid Federal Criminal charges being brought up against me. "We want to help you help yourself."
Mutton we do have Magistrates (not that many) in the US. I even know one myself. A little known fact.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magistrate#United_States