They called to tell me there were photos of my colonoscopy posted on the internet. They offered to remove them if I provided my credit card information.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had a little problem with my headset..." Recorded spiel with a perky young female voice ends with "Can I ask you just a few questions before I turn you over to a qualified travel agent?" This is where they record your voice saying "yes" but where I said something quite different, and quite possibly a little vulgar. The bot came back with "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you clearly. Can I ask you just a few questions before I turn you over to a qualified travel agent?" I repeated the same this-is-certainly-not-yes reply, a bit louder and a lot more distinctly. The bot came back with the same "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you clearly..." <click>.
There was a "you have stayed at one of our resorts..." in the first spiel somewhere.
Caller ID "Newark NJ." The number is a VoIP in Bloomfield, NJ, a township just North of Newark. Blocked.
They called to tell me there were photos of my colonoscopy posted on the internet. They offered to remove them if I provided my credit card information.