I'm certainly not the one who is "English" impaired. You are, as proven by the fact you did not even know that "english" is capitalized.
The only issue you faced is how to which hand to use after you took a dump. Please go out and get an education and then come back a try the verbal sparing because you are nowhere near my league. How can I tell, simple, it's in the way you write.
In what fantasy world did this take place, Jacob? Your ignorance and stupidity is damned hard to understand. Tax disputes are civil matters in the US. US Police are never involved in income tax disputes. Never. IRS has no authority over the police. Period. They can't tell the police to do anything. US Marshall work for the federal court system, not the IRS. Period.