Some Asian woman keeps calling and claiming they're not selling and thing and wants you take a safety survey. She asks if you have smoke detectors. Told her that's it's none of her business. Which she replies "it is her business". This time wife and I told her to F off and she hung up. Please feel free to be as rude and mean to them as possible.
Again asked if I would take a survey and wanted to know how many smoke detectors I had. I told him maybe I do maybe I don't. Then I told him I had one and that it was the one up his, that he was wasting his time, and I know this is a scam. The he repeated my address and said he was going to F*** my wife. I asked him and if he could come over today. He repeats the threat. I told him to bring BF a body bag.
Doing a "safety survey" and asked if I had smoke detectors in my home. I told her that I was homeless (which is false). She said "Okay." and hung up the phone. If you see this number, do not answer it. If you do say crazy stuff like "I live on the moon. We don't get fires." or "Aliens kidnapped me and I'm on their spaceship. I don't see any smoke detectors." ;)
Just got a call, when they said he wanted to conduct a survey I asked him to take me off their phone list. The guy said I will but you have to finish my survey. I told him no I don't. He was ok we'll keep calling back, I asked again please take me off your phone list he told me no not till you complete my survey. I hung up!