Same nonsense message I get on my machine nearly every day, that I should press something to lower my interest rates and this is my final notice. I know I'll get another final notice tomorrow.
"Cardholder Services" again, offering to lower my interest rate again. Right now she is waiting for me to "go get my card".
I'll use WinFax to answer the phone when they call back after they hang up. For those who don't have that, you could just answer, "Hold on please, I'll be right back" and put them through another cycle of waiting for nothing.
Yep, good old "Rachel from Card Services." This time, I pressed one, and when the "Can't Get A Real Job" loser came on the line, I played some porn sounds over the computer speaker and hung up. He called back, infuriated. I told him it was his mother, and I thought he'd enjoy it. Then I hung up again as he shrieked at me.