Some guy with a heavy Spanish accent yammered through how he was calling on behalf of "Contact Database" and he asked for me by name. I asked what "Contact Database" is and he ignored my question and asked for me by name again. F-You dude. You can't tell me what you are calling about so I answer no questions, [***].
Troll company fishing for new collections business.
No one else was here so I took the cordless phone into the bathroom so I could take a crap. Then this guy calls. I finished the sports section so I was happy to fill the remaining time before the wipe by jerking someone around. He asked for Accounts Receivable. When pressed he said he was calling from (I could have this wrong -- lots of gas passing on my side) BRC Collections. He got a bit belligerent with me.
I told him that I had just taken a giant [***] and flushed the toilet so he could enjoy!