Duke
Spoofed number. Came up as BANK OF AMERICA
When I answered some clown asked for the "owner or manager." When I asked him who was calling he said "what?"
I asked again who was calling. He started into a sales pitch for Visa/Mastercard merchant services. Says he will lower our rates starting tomorrow.
Will someone be available tomorrow?
Me: :Tomorrow is Saturday. I intend to spend the entire day f*cking my wife."
He hung up. Odd.