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"Hello, this is a special notification for local septic tank owners, about avoiding environmental damage and saving money. If your home is served by a septic tank, please take a few seconds to hear this important message. The US Department of Agriculture has tested and approved a new product which eliminates costly pumping out of septic tanks. Keeps (leech?) fields clear and keeps the septic tank working efficiently for just pennies for month. The product is called Activator 1000 and it is completely safe for the environment, including kids, pets, plants and plumbing system. Activator 1000 includes a 100% money-back guarantee of the results and satisfaction. It's USDA-approved and is not available here. If you would like to request free information on Activator 1000, of course at no cost or obligation whatsoever, first please just say yes after this tone..."