Automated system called and "informed" me that there were government grants for small business and people wishing to start a business. The great part is that many of them "never need to be paid back!". Um... yeah right!

The system runs you through a voice prompt, asking for name, phone number (don't they have it, they just called me?), business name and the amount of grant that you want.

Now I maybe evil, but I gave the phone number to my attorney general  as the call back number. I hope they have a great conversation!