Got a call at my business at 5:55, a recording telling me that in this uncertain market I should invest in gold, "Press one if you would like our free gold packet or two if you would like to be removed from our preferred call list..."  Does the Taliban have a phone number that we can give out as a referral number for all of these telemarketers to call.  They would be too busy answering the phone to make plans to blow anything up.  I'm just saying...