I answered, the phone rang. Someone answered, "Hello?" I replied, "Please remove me from your list." They returned with an exasperated, "What?"
"Please remove me from your call list. Thank you."
A heavy Indian accent responded, "But you do not allow me to talk."
"That's okay," I said, "I do not need anything you would be calling about."
"You do not allow me to talk, please let me tell you.."
"No thank you. Please remove me from your call list. Thank you."