Well first of i'de like to tell the anymous working guy in superpages somthing we are not dumb because if we are then you are also i believe that you all people are americans or at leats you are saying so i have an advertising with you people and a very good sales manager i am dealing with him in superpages.com since Feb. i got that ad and am paying to you guys monthly 212 $ for having two counties but the thing is if i didn't get customers out of this ad i would say that you guys are frauds and this James lomax sales guy is a lier when he told me there are people looking for my type or biz which is construction........but now i got over than 15 new customer just because of the ad..so really i'de like you adam or vicky to thank that guy for me if you are one person i don't even care but say thanks to james lomax
Kevin Foster...Construction by Foster
If you have a little extra time, this can make you feel better than the anger we all become immersed in.
I pretended I was a illiterate hick with a candle-making business. You see, we sell about 6 candles a month. We are tryin to 'spand our bizniss and we're gunna git the United Church of the Holy Speluchre out in Earlsville to order a couple of candles for us. They keep trying to interrupt with their schpiel, but I keep cutting them right off. You see,our nephew, Cletus, gets out of jail on the weekdays and he runs all the internets stuff, so I'll have to check wid him. Then they say how many "searches" came up in the past month in superpages for candles. I become belligerant because we don't belive in the surges out there in Iraqistan. Betsy Lou's boyfrined has already done two tours out there and we still aint found no nothin. We hate "surges". She says, no, "SEARCHES". I say we been life-long republicans and we aint sure if we're gonna support McCainey next month. Then we tell her about the Wickmaster 3000 that helps us make 10 (pronounced "teen") candles (pronounced "cannels") with a single crank. When she tries to say OK lets get you set up here, I tell her about the pride I feel when I can make a cannel with mine own hands and it can make all the peoples happy. I launch into a diatribe about we got big cannels, we got little cannels, we got strawberry cannels, we got vernilla cannells.....
Bottom line, I kept Super Pages on the phone 45 minutes without them making a sale. To me, that's a little payback for the hassle they give us.
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THIS ON MY CELL. I ANSWERED AND NO ONE RESPONDED. I CALLED IT BACK AND BLOCKED MY NUMBER AND IT WAS BUSY. I CALLED BACK AGAIN AND I RANG UNTIL IT COULD NOT RING ANYMORE.
Someone is calling from this number and won't keep a voice mail. But won't hang up as on my voice mail I can hear a lot of ppl talking in the background. Has called a number of times.