Years ago, I used like to mess with telemarketers, and carpet cleaning ones were my favorite. It was fun to say things like, "Oh, man I need my carpet cleaned RIGHT NOW. Can you send someone over immediately, because I have A LOT of blood that needs to be cleaned up. Can they do that for me, I mean there's A LOT in the carpet, and I need it taken care of ASAP, real fast." By then they usually would hang up and never call back.