Called saying my windows computer is sending out viruses wanted my IP address and access to computer.  
Since computer was turned off I asked how's it doing so?
Which Computer?
Which Version of Windows?

They said it didn't matter.  
I asked are you recieving the send out now and they said yes.  
Well I told them thats difficult since all the computers in the house were currently turned off and it couldn't be so I hung up on them.