you really want to move to Hell, Michigan? Why not just tell them in Hell Creek is nice for summer swimming and fishing, so they can really "jump in the lake". :)
They called again, but due to my Panasonic phone with call blocking I never even heard it ring. The guys from Paradise Builders are relentless. It's Sunday noon. I can't believe they actually get any business this way.
I asked one of these creeps for their California Contractors license number...he said "999 oh, never mind" and hung up.