Yep, another bikini sales girl. Offered to model her complete line of homemade swimsuits via skype. I politely refused, explaining that my wife has put on some weight and no longer looks great in skimpy bathing suits. So she said, "Well, maybe you need to replace her with ME. I look GREAT in a bikini!" As I tried to recover from this insanity, she added "You won't know how great I look until you've seen me. Please give me your skype name and I will call you right away!"
At this, I thanked her for her call and as I moved my finger to disconnect, I heard her say "Wait! Don't..." And that was that. My day's entertainment, free of charge. We need more telemarketers like this.