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This Caleb guy kept calling me and I did not even want a car.  I ended up buying one just to get him off my case.

This guy called me non-stop for 38 weeks.  Calls at 3am asking me if I needed to get a sweet ride.  He sounded drunk.  Although I found his voice mails amusing as they always had a Tele-Tubbie reference I find it odd that car dealers make calls at 3am.  A much more reasonable time would be 4:47 as thats 2 minutes after my alarm clock goes off

At first I thought he wanted me to buy a car but gradually he shifted the conversation to more personal matters.  I can not understand how knowing what I am wearing has anything to do with a vehicle purchase.    Anyway, a brown sweater, brown pants, faux hawk hair style, beard, tall and athletic build.  Now does that help in any way?

I smelled like oil and vin?!? And that was over the phone! Kinda weird but he sounded really cute...in a boy-ish way.

So I just found out that PHD actually means Papa Has Dealership.  Boy was I duped.