Oh, there is a great video out on the Net somewhere right now. This guy programmed his phone with an automatic message that really messes with telemarketers. When they call, he switches them over to the prerecorded msg. Most never figure out it's a recording and eventually hang up--after several mins of their time being wasted. Wish I had saved the video. :). Wish I knew how to do that!
Oh, you missed the "Sargent Smith from the IRS department who is going to arrest you today if you don't immediately pay $1,253 dollars owed for taxes.'