A guy named Frank called and wanted to try and sell/rent us a Ricoh copier system.  I immediately told him we just got a new copier and didn't need anything, and I asked him if he would kindly remove our number from his calling list.

Rather than acknowledging what I'd said, he continued, pressing hard:  "Do you rent or own your copier?"

I replied, "Did you hear what I just asked you to do?"

"Yes, I did."  As he tried to ask if I'd heard what HE said, I replied, "Thank you, have a nice day."

He hung up on me before I got the chance to hang up on him, the anal sphincter.