This number texted me, saying "stop texting my wife, b***h. come here illl beat tf outta you"

I can't decide if I'm more offended or confused by this bit of idiocy. I've only texted two people who are currently married in the recent past. One of them was my mother...and this is not the number of the other person's husband. So. Ya.

To whomever sent that message: next time, make sure you double-check the number. Oh, and do check for basic capitalization and grammar. No one likes being threatened by a total stranger, let alone one who comes across as an illiterate thug.

On second thought...just don't bother sending the text at all. Seriously.