Some chump with an accent called me talking about I had a problem with Windows. I asked him "do you know who you're speaking to". He kept telling me I had a problem with Windows. I told him he had 5 seconds to confirm my identity. On the 6th second, I hung up.....
I always answer in Spanish, "bueno!". I speak it well enough to assure them in broken english that I don't speak english. While my goal is to get off their call lists, I do remember that every minute they spend with me is a minute they're not bothering someone else. Jeez, what I do for humanity's good!....