Man with a distinctive Indian accent said his name was "ollie Johnson" and he was calling "seniors" to sell them funeral expense insurance. I asked him why he was calling someone who was registered on the Do Not Call Registry, and did he not understand that what he was doing was not only wrong, but illegal. He said "Ok, ok" and hung up.
Called twice when I was out - ID said Ollie Johnson. Left no message. As I'm typing this, he called again. "I answered thusly: "Ollie JohsnonOllieJohnsonDoNotCallHereAgainIamOnTheDoNotCallListDoYouUnderstand" He had probably hung up long before my lecture ended.