Got a call at 8 am from "Kenneth". His accent sounded exactly like the East Indian telemarketers that call me every week trying to sell me medications. Caller ID states Subway and there is no reason for a Subway from Michigan to be calling Kansas when we have several Subways within a few miles from here. I just blew his ears out with my super loud whistle. I have one stationed next to both phones so that none of them will escape my wrath.