hello ma'am I'm calling you about your windows computer.
Well, I can't understand you at all, I want to speak to your manager.
(slightly more intelligible guy comes on) hello, I want to speak to you about your windows computer
Well I don't have a windows, I have a MAC.
Oh, we must have a wrong number.
No, I think you have a wrong life. You are a scammer piece of [***].
*click*