An absolute BS call stating something about being from the Maryland Police Association or some such nonesense like that. Called me by my formal name which means my name was clearly on a list and sold by someone to these fools.
Caller tried very hard to convey an air of authority in his voice but he just couldn't pull it off with that southern twang and a bit of a lisp. FAIL!
Put the phone on speaker and let him maunder on. He kept saying "hello, hello? are you there?" He finally got the picture.