This is NOT Sallie Mae. I have never had a loan, student or otherwise. Yet they keep calling me at work, and on my cell. It s some scam to steal your money.
I think it IS Sallie Mae and all I can say is if they have a number to call, even if you're not the right person, even if it was just the person who had the number before, they will hound you forever. These are atrocious human beings. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GET INVOLVED WITH SALLIE MAE EVER! That's all I can say, people. You've got a relative that needs you to sign? Tell that relative you have a sense of self-preservation. You'd love to help, but you would love to not be mercilessly stalked until the end of your life only to have whoever gets your phone number next be mercilessly stalked until the end of theirs.
These people make Captain Ahab and Inspector Javert seem forgiving and generally pretty laid back. All of the employees, no matter how nice they seem on the phone or how much you *think* they are genuinely agreeing to STFU have advanced rabies and pray to Satan. 99% of the global population with rabies work for Sallie Mae. They are pure evil and insanity. Everything you ever feared hiding under your bed as a child is what all of them actually are. Fact. Anyway, I have a bunch of messages from this number, giving Kelly Thomas as the name. And I don't know Kelly Thomas and maybe she's just one of the good ones, but I assume she has major rabies and prays to Satan. I can almost hear the foaming at the mouth during the automated message. Nothing you ever say or do will stop them from calling. When you pee, they are watching you, telepathically. And they are laughing, with foam coming out of their mouths, if not elsewhere. If you ever want to live and pee without Sallie Mae's evil, mouth-foaming, psychotic, Satanic, rabies-ridden stalkers telepathically watching you as they dial your phone number, you must either pay them whether you owe them or not or live in a biodome with no phones. Those are your only options.