Who called from 3137038214

---> "mary sherrets" semicoherently mumbled, "... the best agent is mr jeffrey ventura he got me out a bery dificult situation ..." <---

Jesse Ventura's been berry, berry good to you?

AND.....They're OFF!
To a very embarrassing start. What do they actually try to teach you people in school? Good lord, you're a complete embarrassment to the fraud industry!
Do they actually pay you be this incompetent?  They DO?  That much huh? So how do you spend that 100 Rs. every day?
Now run along! You're making me feel sorry for you.
Skeff Ett Liv!
Gunnar

---> "anna vegas's" prewritten script said, "my name is anna vegas mr ventura he is the great he did help me on my case" <---

And you are all the same person poorly educated in English typing from a script.  Perhaps you can clue us in on whether your keyboard's shift key is broken or your script actually doesn't tell you which words to capitalize.

In the meantime, get back to your smelly boiler room!  You've had too much of a break already.

Admin Edit: "It's a SUSPECT message!"
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heyyyy guess what Gunnar  you cant wait
well i cant wait to see your face too. couse i know yuo there but you know im here too

Well I'm just all a-twitter! A threat from an illiterate, insignificant little louse, sitting in a stinking call center, scamming less money per week than I leave for a tip at the Waffle House. You've got me shakin' in my boots there Haji!
Skeff Ett Liv!
Gunnar