Woman called the office and asked to speak to an attorney by his first name. I asked who was calling and she gave her name.  Unfamiliar name.  I asked if he knew her, and she replied "He should."  I asked if he ever spoken with her before, and she said "Not with me, no." What is this in regard to?  "We want to feature him in our publication." What publication is that? "Great Attorneys of America."  Me, laughing. I've never heard of this.  "I'm sorry for you."  How much does this cost? "To be featured? It's free."  I don't believe you.  There's a cost somewhere. What is it? "Could I talk to the attorney or not?" Not!  "You're making this very difficult." That's my job.