"The holidays are here. We have 50 gift cards available for our families. Please call Mrs. XXXXX  to sign up at (nnn) nnn-nnnn extension nnnn. We will be distributing them, Wednesday, December 19th and Thursday. December 20th from 4 PM to 6 PM in the XXXXX foyer. You must register in order to receive a gift card."

Um. Yeah. I'll get right on that.