So, got a call from this number, second one for the day, missed the first. I was informed that I was elligible for a special prize!!! In which case, though I knew there was something fishy, I still allowed the man with the thick Spanish accent to go through his spiel and finish it out. He got to the end, "Would you like to take part in this offer?" He said with an exasperated tone. I replied, calmly, "Well, sir, that depends. What all does it entail? I'm just wondering what the catch might be." And his AMAZINGLY ARTICULATE response. "Why the hell are you wasting my time if you don't want it, you mother f*cker?" Slightly aghast, I ask him, "Did you just call me what I think you called me?" His response, "Mother F*cker. Why don't you just hang up instead of waste my time?" Again, I respond cooly, though now very sarcastically, "I'd much rather sit and speak with you, sir. I don't want to hang up, you brighten my day." He continued to curse and me, I told him he was the most amazingly company representative I've ever met in my life and asked him why he didn't hang up. He finally said, "Fine, fine, f*ck you, you mother f*cker!" and the phone went silent. He didn't hang up, mind you, so I just sat there for a while. Obviously, he wasn't ALLOWED to hang up, so I just sat there for a while snickering before I gave up. To that man, I hate you and your oversized family.