She said she was with Ashton somethingruther and tried selling us OSHA compliance information. I told her we didn't have any employees (quickest lie to get rid of these folks, since "no" is a foreign word to them). She said she'd take me off the list without me having to ask. Of course, since it's a call center, she probably just passed our number to another scam department of theirs.
OSHA regs are available free online, as well as help with compliance.
http://www.osha.gov/