Gorilla
Yep, I said "hello." After a pause on came a message saying that if I owed the IRS more than $5400 I should listen and then press "1."
Shortly afterward I pressed "Hold." The line remained on hold for about 1 minute. That probably lessened one call to someone today.
Of course this is THE tax scam. The real IRS writes, doesn't call.
The name Agua Dulce was on the caller box. approx 10:30 AM, 02 Dec, 2016