I get a call.  I can tell someone is trying to talk but it is all covered in static and comes and goes so some words are missing.  Caller ID says ABCO Cellular.  He is trying to sell me cell service.  After making him repeat everything 3 times so I could get all the words, I ask him if he is calling from one of his cell phones.  He says no, he is calling from a landline.  Meanwhile the background noise changes.....I can hear him now, AND the cars speeding by.  He IS on a cell and has walked outside so it works.  LIAR.  I do happen to be in the market for a new cell carrier.  This guy just narrowed the list a bit.  It's the Cricket store downtown.