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I'm sorry, we aren't the ones calling you.
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Of course, we always offer our regular price phone scammer stopper, where we bring in two sharpshooters and a car bomb expert for only $850,000 a hit, plus tax, so you win either way! But note that our regular price does not include clean up of the mess that's left, so you are more likely to be caught.
So act fast and have those Green Dot cards ready, as it is our only accepted method of payment. Just contact us at:
800notes ScamStoppers League (not affiliated with 800notes.com)
#3 Lane of the Deformed Chicken
Râmnicu Vâlcea, Romania
Tel. + 4470 1760 2550 plus tax
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