Spam call from "Tiffany" selling home security systems. Has a pre-recorded automated "bot" that listens for your voice responses, then connects you to a live person. Got to that point and politely invited the person to have safe sex with themselves (not in so many words), and informed them they might benefit from getting a real job. I know I shouldn't go to all that trouble for a spammer, but I want to help. Plus, it relieves tension. Number now blocked.