This cracked me up. Called my cell, one ring, go away. I only called back because I have family in Oklahoma. So when you call back some computer [***] is talking about "free $100 gift card" blah blah blah some obvious scam, want your first and last name to "look you up". I got a black man on the line with a heavy ghetto accent, and being the bully that I am, I made fun with this. I started asking him questions, he tried to talk while I was talking, but unfortunately for him I am very loud and command respect in a conversation. Eventually after interrupting him countless times he says to me "I can't tell you if you don't let me talk", to which I replied,
"You're done talking n**g*r, I am with the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigations and this call has been traced."
I am able to call them back at will from any phone number. I am going to have fun with them anytime I get bored in my big office, because I can.
I didn't answer, no voicemail, and I ain't calling back! :) If you don't leave me a message, your loss. The only think interesting of note is that the caller ID said "Romania".